yesterday i had a dream.
(no it doesnt actually start of like that. sounds like a political speech somewhat. i assure u it was a weird/funny/crazy dream)
i was nominated for an oscar. best director award. haha. for some film. but anywayz. i won.
so here's the speech (as far as i could recall)
"wow. an oscar. martin scorcese zero. shan rievan one. i feel like winning the world cup on penalties actually. i won't do the whole gibberish of thanking people, like my producers, the sponsors, my actors. cos you probably read the internet and you know who they are. and oh. hi mum. they are fantastic people to work with. and i like mystery. and i have only one minute. too many people to thank. so i'll just do a story. usually people take out a long piece of paper and rattle off names. or a napkin of some sorts. im taking out a plane ticket. haha. why? cos when i was 23, i had a list of five things to achieve before i died. first, i would wanna make a film. did that. 2. i wanna direct a play. did that too. 3. i wanna write a short novel. well it's there. but not quite. 4. i wanna write for a scientific journal. now that im famous. haha. im kidding. but yeah. it's been a dream. but what the plane ticket is really for is for number 5. (pause) and i thought doing this speech was hard. heh. the crazy idea for number 5 was to ask natalie portman out for a date. so...yeah..would you?"
haha.
(no it doesnt actually start of like that. sounds like a political speech somewhat. i assure u it was a weird/funny/crazy dream)
i was nominated for an oscar. best director award. haha. for some film. but anywayz. i won.
so here's the speech (as far as i could recall)
"wow. an oscar. martin scorcese zero. shan rievan one. i feel like winning the world cup on penalties actually. i won't do the whole gibberish of thanking people, like my producers, the sponsors, my actors. cos you probably read the internet and you know who they are. and oh. hi mum. they are fantastic people to work with. and i like mystery. and i have only one minute. too many people to thank. so i'll just do a story. usually people take out a long piece of paper and rattle off names. or a napkin of some sorts. im taking out a plane ticket. haha. why? cos when i was 23, i had a list of five things to achieve before i died. first, i would wanna make a film. did that. 2. i wanna direct a play. did that too. 3. i wanna write a short novel. well it's there. but not quite. 4. i wanna write for a scientific journal. now that im famous. haha. im kidding. but yeah. it's been a dream. but what the plane ticket is really for is for number 5. (pause) and i thought doing this speech was hard. heh. the crazy idea for number 5 was to ask natalie portman out for a date. so...yeah..would you?"
haha.
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