okay. this post may be disgusting to some.
on a short note. im sick. duno wat sick. but sick. coughing. beraking. and wat nots. so very impatient and fiery. so today. i was having lunch with su, fairuz and semang..i suddenly developed a rare tummy ache. normally i do not go and shit outside. cos toilets outside are pretty gruesome and they dont have enough clean toilet paper for u to use. plus a lot of smells and what not. hahaha. told u it would be gruesome. so. anywayz. im the sort of person who hides. id rather be alone when im having my private time. albeit studying, mugging, making out, praying, clipping my nails or shitting.
heh. for example last sem. not many people know of me hanging out at yih or pgp for that matter. cos i was hidden. heh. which was good compared to the times where i was always at the table at forum where every person i like, dislike, hate, love knew where i was. it was simply disgusting. to the point where i labelled my table and it would be empty when i'll be there. hahaha. kidding.
so anyhooo..faa was telling me about her favourite place to shit. well this was some time ago. haha. well not exactly her favourite place la. but she was telling me about this place where she was in where there was this china girl who was shitting loudly and smelly-ly to which faa was either half disgusted or half laughing i dont know. she can tidy up this para when she's done reading it. i hope i didnt say anything wrong. but anywayz. yeah. there is this really place where there's no one around and there's a hose and everything la. macam shangri-la of all toilets in the whole of nus. hee. at least tt's what i think.
so i was having this tummy ache and i was probably digressing so much till u want me to get back to my pt. heh. so. tummy ache. at coop. so i ran to this place. took the lift. and as soon as i came out the lift. i heard
"i dont care who you are.
where you're from
what you did
as long as you love me..."
it was a bit creepy and weird. and it was some backstreet boy fan. a guy or rather practising his routine for sg idol auditions. or probably singing backup for the upcoming concert. heh. but it was really good. but admist that i had to go shit.
so i shat.
while shitting he came into the toilet. he did not know i was on that level. cos he dint see me. i jus heard him. i didnt have a good look at his face. haha. couldnt anwyway. so he was singing the same few lines as above. so luckily he could stand my shit smell. so i flushed.
he kept quiet.
den after everything was done. he continued.
"as long as you love meee"
haha.
i washed up. and i went out of the toilet.
one would think he'd give up already and moved on. or went for class.
well apparently he had too much time on his hands. for this was wat i heard.
"you are.. my fire
the one.. desire..
believe when i say...
i want it that way.."
he was still singing. i felt like snapping a photo! but i dint have a camera and my cam phone is spoilt. so lucky him. so.
while waiting for the lift. i sung.
and i sung loudly as the lift closed. hahahahaa.
i think he stopped singing for a while. heh. probably scared the beeejeeezers out of him.
well i think imah would love to hear him sing. hahaha.
right now. it's a bit weird. cos when i want to shit. i think of bsb songs. well it's not bad yeah. :P
on a short note. im sick. duno wat sick. but sick. coughing. beraking. and wat nots. so very impatient and fiery. so today. i was having lunch with su, fairuz and semang..i suddenly developed a rare tummy ache. normally i do not go and shit outside. cos toilets outside are pretty gruesome and they dont have enough clean toilet paper for u to use. plus a lot of smells and what not. hahaha. told u it would be gruesome. so. anywayz. im the sort of person who hides. id rather be alone when im having my private time. albeit studying, mugging, making out, praying, clipping my nails or shitting.
heh. for example last sem. not many people know of me hanging out at yih or pgp for that matter. cos i was hidden. heh. which was good compared to the times where i was always at the table at forum where every person i like, dislike, hate, love knew where i was. it was simply disgusting. to the point where i labelled my table and it would be empty when i'll be there. hahaha. kidding.
so anyhooo..faa was telling me about her favourite place to shit. well this was some time ago. haha. well not exactly her favourite place la. but she was telling me about this place where she was in where there was this china girl who was shitting loudly and smelly-ly to which faa was either half disgusted or half laughing i dont know. she can tidy up this para when she's done reading it. i hope i didnt say anything wrong. but anywayz. yeah. there is this really place where there's no one around and there's a hose and everything la. macam shangri-la of all toilets in the whole of nus. hee. at least tt's what i think.
so i was having this tummy ache and i was probably digressing so much till u want me to get back to my pt. heh. so. tummy ache. at coop. so i ran to this place. took the lift. and as soon as i came out the lift. i heard
"i dont care who you are.
where you're from
what you did
as long as you love me..."
it was a bit creepy and weird. and it was some backstreet boy fan. a guy or rather practising his routine for sg idol auditions. or probably singing backup for the upcoming concert. heh. but it was really good. but admist that i had to go shit.
so i shat.
while shitting he came into the toilet. he did not know i was on that level. cos he dint see me. i jus heard him. i didnt have a good look at his face. haha. couldnt anwyway. so he was singing the same few lines as above. so luckily he could stand my shit smell. so i flushed.
he kept quiet.
den after everything was done. he continued.
"as long as you love meee"
haha.
i washed up. and i went out of the toilet.
one would think he'd give up already and moved on. or went for class.
well apparently he had too much time on his hands. for this was wat i heard.
"you are.. my fire
the one.. desire..
believe when i say...
i want it that way.."
he was still singing. i felt like snapping a photo! but i dint have a camera and my cam phone is spoilt. so lucky him. so.
while waiting for the lift. i sung.
and i sung loudly as the lift closed. hahahahaa.
i think he stopped singing for a while. heh. probably scared the beeejeeezers out of him.
well i think imah would love to hear him sing. hahaha.
right now. it's a bit weird. cos when i want to shit. i think of bsb songs. well it's not bad yeah. :P

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