now i know why i miss sch. it's about learning cool stuff. haha..

today i learnt. about axototls. thanks to zat.
axototls are salamanders that do not grow old. peter pan of the sea, i guess. lives in perpetual teenhood. if like those college guys, sleeping ard. hhhaha..cool.

and in other news. fazleen asked me to write a short para how a sperm feels when it enters the vagina and fertilises the sperm. this is the convo. this is her nick.

"*short and sweet* i need ideas for an interesting opening for sexual reproduction..!!"

rievan* says: haha
rievan* says: opening eh.
rievan* says: they say men think about sex every half a min
rievan* says: i say they cant.
rievan* says: cos they cannot multitask.
*short and sweet* says: hehe
*short and sweet* says: cool
*short and sweet* says: maybe i can use that

short interlude.

*short and sweet* says: shan, if u free, can write me a short paragraph of how a sperm might feel as it goes thru the vagina and teh uterus.. and into the fallopian tube .. before it meets teh egg
rievan* says: short para for ur testimonial?
rievan* says: no prob!
*short and sweet* says: nt testimonial lahhhhhhh
*short and sweet* says: introduction to a lesson
rievan* says: i wish there was light. damn. why so dark in here. okay wait. i see more of them coming. wee. hmm.. this place looks big.
rievan* says: i wonder where am i.
rievan* says: never mind. just follow where the rest are going.
rievan* says: wow, this is a long swim. im tired already. i see some of them dying. i think they cannot make it.
rievan* says: what's my purpose.
rievan* says: hmm.. oh well.
rievan* says: wait. i see something.
rievan* says: why are they fighting..
rievan* says: are they trying to break into something.
rievan* says: is it a wall?
rievan* says: HEY! let me through.. get away.. i want to see what the commotion is about.
rievan* says: hah! some of them gave up. i shall preservere!
*short and sweet* says: hahaha
rievan* says: i wonder what is going on..
*short and sweet* says: so cute
rievan* says: hmm. they are nearly inside.
rievan* says: heh heh. so much for being kiasu.
rievan* says: i shall sneak up and go in.
rievan* says: here goes. jeng jeng. jeng jeng. haha! im in.
rievan* says: nyeh.
rievan* says: no need to work so hard
rievan* says: let other ppl do the work for me.
rievan* says: losers.

okay. the moral of the story. dont work so hard. dont slack also. dont be too fast. dont be too slow. hahaha. just be lucky. :P (and im wondering why im doing everything else other than reading my text and/or writing my neverending papers. these stories i can write. sheesh.)